Department of Eventualities
Terms of Service
Effective October 28, 2026
Not medical advice. Death Eventually is entertainment. Its numbers come from population statistics, not from you, and it can't predict when you'll die. Don't make health, money or life decisions based on it; talk to a doctor. If you're struggling, call or text 988 (US) or your local crisis line.
Agreeing to these terms
By using Death Eventually at deatheventually.app or in our apps, you agree to these terms and to our Privacy Policy. If you don't agree, please don't use it. You must be at least 13, and if you're under 18, a parent or guardian must agree for you and make any purchase.
Your account
Keep access to your email account safe, since that's how you sign in. You're responsible for what happens under your account. Give accurate information if you want accurate-ish estimates.
Reaper Account (the paid plan)
- What you get: no daily limit on meal photos (within a fair-use cap of 40 AI readings a day, to stop abuse), plus future Reaper perks.
- Price: $4.99 a month, plus any tax, charged when you subscribe and then every month.
- Auto-renewal: it renews automatically until you cancel.
- Cancel anytime: from the Manage link next to “Reaper Account” in the app (Meals). For subscriptions bought through the App Store, cancel in your Apple ID settings. You keep Reaper features until the end of the month you've paid for.
- Refunds: payments aren't refundable for partly used months, except where the law says otherwise. If something went wrong, such as a double charge or a plan that never switched on, email us and we'll make it right. App Store refunds are handled by Apple.
- Price changes: we'll tell you before any price change takes effect, and you can cancel before it does.
Payments are processed by RevenueCat and Stripe (or Apple, in the iPhone app).
Using it fairly
Don't misuse the service: no breaking or overloading it, getting around its limits, accessing other people's data, uploading anything illegal or that isn't yours to share, or using it to harass anyone. We may suspend accounts that do.
Your content
What you enter stays yours. You let us store and process it only to run the app for you, as the Privacy Policy describes. AI answers (meal estimates, roasts, séance replies) are generated automatically and can be wrong, or worse, unfunny.
The app itself
The app, its design, text and code belong to Death Eventually. You may use it for your own personal, non-commercial purposes.
No guarantees
The service is provided “as is”. We do our best to keep it running and your data safe, but we can't promise it will always be available, error-free, or accurate. To the extent the law allows, we aren't liable for indirect or consequential losses, and our total liability to you is limited to what you paid us in the 12 months before the claim. Some places don't allow these limits, so they may not apply to you.
Ending things
You can stop using Death Eventually and delete your data at any time (see the Privacy Policy). We may end or change the service; if we shut down a paid feature, we'll refund the unused part of your current month.
Changes to these terms
If we change these terms, we'll update the date above and tell you in the app or by email if the change matters. Using the app after that means you accept the new terms.